Listen, we’re not coming for you and telling you how to enjoy your time at Disney World. No judgment from us here at AllEars.
We’re just saying there are some things we’ve got to talk about. We’re not accusing you, but please, oh please, for all that is Mickey, we’re begging you to please stop doing this on the rides in Disney World.
Becoming a Permanent Line Fixture
Look, we know you’re probably super interesting, but we paid to see attractions built by Disney, not you after deciding to stop smack dab in the middle of the queue walkway. We get it, especially when you’re just walking around the parks — Disney World is huge and the parks are confusing if you don’t know what you’re doing. We don’t blame you for needing to pull out your Disney World app and look at the map.
But, you’re in the queue line. There’s nowhere else to go but forward. If you absolutely need to stop, please step aside while you do it. There are likely a lot of other people behind you and this can lead to traffic jams and serious backups. It could even lead to potential accidents causing someone to trip or fall over. Stepping to the side not only allows you to figure out where you want to go, but it means that others can get to where they’re going, too.
Taking Your Anger Out on Cast Members
Being rude to Cast Members is perhaps the most egregious thing you can do in the Disney parks. They work so hard to make your Disney World trip magical and it truly wouldn’t be the same without them. Sure, you’re likely tired, hot, and overwhelmed, but chances are that Cast Member might be too.
They are probably not the source of your problems, and if you play your cards right, they might even be able to help solve them. Being patient with Cast Members can do a lot more than getting angry and being rude. Plus, it could even lead to you getting kicked out of the park if things escalate quickly Ron Burgundy-style.
Practicing Your Amateur Photography
We’re sure your Instagram followers are super into that 12-minute-long video you shared of the Hall of Presidents, but you know who probably wasn’t into it? The other people inside the theater while you were recording with your flash on. We know you want to keep these memories forever, but that’s what Memory Maker is for, okay?
Not only is it incredibly distracting, but it can also ruin the illusion of a majority of the dark rides in Disney World. Using flash can spoil the effects of the ride for people who may not have experienced it before. It’s also an official rule on many dark rides, and Cast Members will stop the ride to admonish guests if it becomes a problem.
Reciting Every Word of the Storylines Out Loud
We know you’ve been waiting to ride your favorite Disney World attractions since your last trip, but we don’t need to hear you recite every word as we go through the storyline. First-time visitors probably want to hear the soundtrack as it was originally intended, even though we’re sure your version is very nice.
Understanding the storyline and dialogue of an attraction can make the difference between experiencing an attraction and really enjoying it. This is especially challenging if people can’t hear the audio because others are loudly talking.
Blocking the View
People flock to Disney World to see world-class shows and entertainment — not the Minnie ears you decided to purchase earlier in the day (even though they are really beautiful). And they certainly didn’t pay thousands of dollars to stare at the back of your kid after you’ve hoisted them onto your shoulders.
This is a huge bummer for people who are just trying to get the full Disney World experience, and unfortunately, it happens pretty often. If you’re seated in a theater or standing up for fireworks, try to be mindful of those around you — especially if there are people behind you. Give everyone the chance to experience the magic!
Stop Trying to Cut the Lines
We get it. Everyone wants to make the most of their Disney experience, and Lightning Lane access is quite tempting. However, going under the chains of the standby line, or any other way to sneak into the Lightning Lane is a big no-no.
Jumping the queue doesn’t just disrupt the flow for others. It also undermines the hard work Cast Members put in to manage the lines and keep everything running safely and smoothly for everyone.
The best thing to do, if you haven’t reserved a Lightning Lane, is to just pack that extra patience with you and enjoy all the engaging elements in the queue lines. The last thing you want to have happen is a Cast Member asking you to leave the line or, in more severe cases, potentially being asked to leave the park entirely. It’s just not worth the risk or the frustration it can cause.
Ultimately, it all boils down to being considerate of others who are just trying to enjoy the same experiences you are, so keep that in mind on your next Disney World trip — and stay tuned to AllEars for more tips!
5 Things We’re BEGGING You To Stop Doing in Disney World
Have you ever seen people do these things in Disney World? Tell us in the comments.
I really don’t mind if you decide to prop your small child onto your shoulders so they can see, but for the love of God, do it AT LEAST 5 minutes before the fireworks, etc. start. That gives people time to shift around so they can still see.
Don’t stop at the base of an esclator or the end of the ride exit. There are dozens of people behind you.
In my opinion. Line jumpers should just be removed from the park. Period.
As a taller person I am mindful of where I am for the fireworks. At EPCOT for instance we go to the back row of the prime viewing area. The view is just fine thirty feet back.