Don’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone? Well what if you never had it in the first place? The Walt Disney Company, that consummate heartbreaker we wish we knew how to quit, is at it again, gaslighting us into believing the moon will be ours when all we end up with’s a box of lousy rocks we bought at The Dino Institute Shop.
Ok that’s a gross exaggeration, but you know what’s a different kind of gross?Promises you can’t keep.

Fire Mountain roller coaster in Magic Kingdom? CANCELED.
Time Racers roller coaster inside Spaceship Earth in EPCOT? CANCELED.
The Excavator roller coaster in Disney’s Animal Kingdom? CANCELED.
The Great Muppet Movie Ride in Disney’s Hollywood Studios? YEAH THEY PROMISED US A MUPPET RIDE AND THEN HEARTLESSLY CANCELED IT AND WE WILL NEVER BE OK.
Look, we get it, times have been tough for us too, but What Happens When Disney World Runs Out of Money? We lose.
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